Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The Monkey Wrench Award

Monkey Wrench Award

Recently,I was asked to review a particular business strategy. After pointing out some potentially fatal flaws in the approach, I was sent this pix as my thanks.

I may have splashed the cold water of reality on my fellow office drones, however, at the very least I have saved them the embarrassment of watching their idea sink faster than the Bismark.

Which brings me to my first post in ages.

An optimist sees the glass as half full, to the pessimist it is half empty. But, it is the realist who asks "what is in the glass?" which is the cynics way of saying it is not how much you have, but what it is worth.

In this post recession economy, it is not unbridled, and unfounded, optimism that will get us through this. What we need is a little reality.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Where we are now

A note from an old friend goes like this. It been a long time, you should write/call/ visit etc. You know; where the hell you been and what is with the silent treatment? It does bring to mind a song I favor these days, about high school and where we are in our lives these days.



Friends come and go. Some stay and others are only connected by the temporary circumstances that give us common cause. Right now, friends are mostly gone as they pursue there own paths. One after a two year disagreement has returned. This time I will try harder to keep her. I will do better.

Men of a Certain Age


Months have slipped by since my last post. My second trip to Vietnam in October 09 now behind me, I would consider myself somewhat of a veteran. My travels include Hanoi, Ha Long, Mui Ne, and of course generous doses of Ho Chi Minh City, along with numerous day trips including the city of Cu Chi, but not the tunnels thank you very much.

On my second trip I did expand my understanding of the star rating system for hotels and having stayed in two star to 5 star (often self proclaimed) hotels I would not judge where you stay by the number of stars, but rather focus on the comments left by your fellow travelers on the hotel websites. Also, have some one who is Viet make your reservations, it will be a lot cheaper for the same room.

Restaurants: like it or not, you are going to eat a lot of barbecue. Unless you are completely reckless, what you eat will not be a problem. Even street vendors can be relied on. But, you need to kind of check out your potential eating spot for well cooked grub and of course clean water to wash the dishes. Beyond that, don't ask what it is, just try it!

Yes, same GF which is "like" on the installment plan. Yes, I said like not love, and my arrangement is not all that unusual in VN. The local ladies know the deal, you send money, take them on trips and they are there johnny on the spot to be sure you are taken care of and don't wander off to another enterprising female. My last trip included several nights at Saloon 17 Saigon, a very popular hang out for both Viet and Westerners. Of my drinking colleagues, one had married his GF, while another was shopping for a potential mate.

I will pass on a common plea from westerner who enjoy this country. Behave, be generous, but not too generous, as you might spoil it for the next guy.